We don’t want to debate climate change. We want to stop it.

We don’t want to debate climate change. We want to stop it.

Apple’s Updated Environmental Responsibility Site

I suppose if the climate-change-denier crowd hadn’t already dumped their Apple stock, I guess they will now. I’m sure Tim Cook’s heart breaks at that sizable loss. 1


  1. Apple stock is currently trading higher than yesterday, so, yup, this was a totally boneheaded move or whatever. 2 
  2. That was sarcasm. You got that it was sarcasm, right? 

Ant-Man

I saw some Ant-Man footage at New York Comic-Con last year and it left me entirely underwhelmed — I was worried that this would be Marvel’s first stinker of a movie, the Pixar’s Cars of the superhero set. This trailer has helped relieve some of that concern. Not all of it, mind you, but about 62% of it, which is enough.

Never Slightly Narcissistic

You know what’s really annoying? When someone who has a website lets it languish for a month or more and then comes back only to half-assidly apologize for not updating more frequently, as if anyone truly gives a crap or likely even noticed that the person was gone. It’s self-indulgent and needy and a little narcissistic, which is why you’ll never catch me doing it.

Nope, I only do things that are insanely narcissistic. That’s how I party.

You wouldn't be so jazzed about all this snow if you were the one shoveling it, dog. Rein it in a bit, would'ja? – from Instagram

You wouldn't be so jazzed about all this snow if you were the one shoveling it, dog. Rein it in a bit, would'ja? - from Instagram

You wouldn't be so jazzed about all this snow if you were the one shoveling it, dog. Rein it in a bit, would'ja?

Oscars by Pug Puppy

A pug reenacting the Best Picture nominees for tonight’s Academy Awards, or #127 on my list of reasons why the internet is the best thing ever.

NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’

NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’

“The furious hoarfrost bearing down upon us knows neither mercy nor reason, and all within the five boroughs will perish, cowering in their brittle dwellings,” said de Blasio, adding that none would find succor from the gale save those favored by providence to pass quietly in their sleep.

Obviously overblown rhetoric from de Blasio. We’re all going to be fine as long as we have milk and bread.

You do have milk and bread, right?

Worst portrait of Michael Jackson EVER. – from Instagram

Worst portrait of Michael Jackson EVER. - from Instagram

Worst portrait of Michael Jackson EVER.