With Apple holding an event today to announce the specifics of their upcoming smartwatch, I thought it would be handy to have a list available of my deal breakers for what it will take for me to drop my hard-earned cash on one.
#1: It must exist.
I know it’s a lot to ask, but I think Apple just might be able to pull it off.
What’s that? You’d like to hear Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphony Orchestra performing my favorite song of all time, ‘Baby Got Back’? Consider your wish to be my command, then, random internet person!
“The furious hoarfrost bearing down upon us knows neither mercy nor reason, and all within the five boroughs will perish, cowering in their brittle dwellings,” said de Blasio, adding that none would find succor from the gale save those favored by providence to pass quietly in their sleep.
Obviously overblown rhetoric from de Blasio. We’re all going to be fine as long as we have milk and bread.
Oddly, this week has been a big one for conversations regarding dog colorblindness for me — because there’s a conversation you’re likely to have more than once a month, amirite?! — so I figured I’d drop this here for easy reference the next time it comes up, which will probably be in the next 20 minutes or so.