My new belt is better than any belt you'll ever own. #nycc #iamgroot
"Alligator Dragging Tiny Person Into A Sewer" is my favorite unsettling bit of MTA-approved subway station art.
#NYCC or Black Friday at Walmart? YOU DECIDE!
If I am arrested tomorrow, know that it was because I was caught trying to sneak this 20-something foot Batman out of #NYCC. Also someone pay my bail, please and thank you.
I overshare on the Internet, Purple Man. My "secrets" are very well documented. #jessicajones #nycc
To be fair, half of #nelsonandmurdock is blind, so he probably missed the "post no bills" notice. #nycc
The energy between @RealGrumpyCat and I is palpable. #nycc
Ditching my iPhone, so if you guys need me just call 1997.
It's #NationalDogDay, so here's a picture of Sunshine being all photogenic and adorable. You're welcome, Internet.
The sun setting over a majestic foothill. Just kidding, that's my #butts.