Come with, won’t you?
I don't know what annoys me more: the mid-November "Happy Holidays" bullshit or that Apple thinks I need any help spending my money. It's all ridiculous.
Having just seen the first two episodes, I can say that only an absolute dummy wouldn't like this show. And you're not a dummy, so you need to watch it, obviously. #jessicajones
My new belt is better than any belt you'll ever own. #nycc #iamgroot
"Alligator Dragging Tiny Person Into A Sewer" is my favorite unsettling bit of MTA-approved subway station art.
#NYCC or Black Friday at Walmart? YOU DECIDE!
If I am arrested tomorrow, know that it was because I was caught trying to sneak this 20-something foot Batman out of #NYCC. Also someone pay my bail, please and thank you.
I overshare on the Internet, Purple Man. My "secrets" are very well documented. #jessicajones #nycc
To be fair, half of #nelsonandmurdock is blind, so he probably missed the "post no bills" notice. #nycc