Just me on national television. No big deal.
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I mean, the Hulkbuster is cool and all, but "What's that smell?!" Ultron really seals the deal on this one for me.
The Gout: The most trusted name in food.
I usually find unboxing videos to be boring, but there’s always an exception to every rule, you know?
Hawkeye sings about his other abilities on The Tonight Show.
Also, I need it to be tomorrow night so I can see The Avengers: Age of Ultron already, dammit.
Iron Man and Captain America ready to make out, the Hulk about to Hulk out, and Hawkeye pooping himself. (Repost from @mikaelshort)
We don’t want to debate climate change. We want to stop it.
I suppose if the climate-change-denier crowd hadn’t already dumped their Apple stock, I guess they will now. I’m sure Tim Cook’s heart breaks at that sizable loss. 1
- Apple stock is currently trading higher than yesterday, so, yup, this was a totally boneheaded move or whatever. 2 ↩
- That was sarcasm. You got that it was sarcasm, right? ↩