I saw some Ant-Man footage at New York Comic-Con last year and it left me entirely underwhelmed — I was worried that this would be Marvel’s first stinker of a movie, the Pixar’s Cars of the superhero set. This trailer has helped relieve some of that concern. Not all of it, mind you, but about 62% of it, which is enough.
You know what’s really annoying? When someone who has a website lets it languish for a month or more and then comes back only to half-assidly apologize for not updating more frequently, as if anyone truly gives a crap or likely even noticed that the person was gone. It’s self-indulgent and needy and a little narcissistic, which is why you’ll never catch me doing it.
Nope, I only do things that are insanely narcissistic. That’s how I party.
With Apple holding an event today to announce the specifics of their upcoming smartwatch, I thought it would be handy to have a list available of my deal breakers for what it will take for me to drop my hard-earned cash on one.
#1: It must exist.
I know it’s a lot to ask, but I think Apple just might be able to pull it off.
What’s that? You’d like to hear Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphony Orchestra performing my favorite song of all time, ‘Baby Got Back’? Consider your wish to be my command, then, random internet person!
“The furious hoarfrost bearing down upon us knows neither mercy nor reason, and all within the five boroughs will perish, cowering in their brittle dwellings,” said de Blasio, adding that none would find succor from the gale save those favored by providence to pass quietly in their sleep.
Obviously overblown rhetoric from de Blasio. We’re all going to be fine as long as we have milk and bread.