You wouldn't be so jazzed about all this snow if you were the one shoveling it, dog. Rein it in a bit, would'ja? – from Instagram

You wouldn't be so jazzed about all this snow if you were the one shoveling it, dog. Rein it in a bit, would'ja? - from Instagram

You wouldn't be so jazzed about all this snow if you were the one shoveling it, dog. Rein it in a bit, would'ja?

Oscars by Pug Puppy

A pug reenacting the Best Picture nominees for tonight’s Academy Awards, or #127 on my list of reasons why the internet is the best thing ever.

NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’

NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’

“The furious hoarfrost bearing down upon us knows neither mercy nor reason, and all within the five boroughs will perish, cowering in their brittle dwellings,” said de Blasio, adding that none would find succor from the gale save those favored by providence to pass quietly in their sleep.

Obviously overblown rhetoric from de Blasio. We’re all going to be fine as long as we have milk and bread.

You do have milk and bread, right?

Worst portrait of Michael Jackson EVER. – from Instagram

Worst portrait of Michael Jackson EVER. - from Instagram

Worst portrait of Michael Jackson EVER.

"Cold Sun"? WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE EVERYBODY PANIC #GottaListenToLonnie #FashionablyLateMayanApocalypse – from Instagram

"Cold Sun"? WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE EVERYBODY PANIC #GottaListenToLonnie #FashionablyLateMayanApocalypse - from Instagram

"Cold Sun"? WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE EVERYBODY PANIC #GottaListenToLonnie #FashionablyLateMayanApocalypse

Dogs: Not So Colorblind!

Oddly, this week has been a big one for conversations regarding dog colorblindness for me — because there’s a conversation you’re likely to have more than once a month, amirite?! — so I figured I’d drop this here for easy reference the next time it comes up, which will probably be in the next 20 minutes or so.

I don't know why anyone would throw away such a high-quality #WolfLamp. – from Instagram

I don't know why anyone would throw away such a high-quality #WolfLamp. - from Instagram

I don't know why anyone would throw away such a high-quality #WolfLamp.