Iron Man and Captain America ready to make out, the Hulk about to Hulk out, and Hawkeye pooping himself. (Repost from @mikaelshort)
We don’t want to debate climate change. We want to stop it.
I suppose if the climate-change-denier crowd hadn’t already dumped their Apple stock, I guess they will now. I’m sure Tim Cook’s heart breaks at that sizable loss. 1
I find this both hysterical and endearing, which are two words that I could not use to describe the last time we saw Spider-Man dancing on film.
I saw some Ant-Man footage at New York Comic-Con last year and it left me entirely underwhelmed — I was worried that this would be Marvel’s first stinker of a movie, the Pixar’s Cars of the superhero set. This trailer has helped relieve some of that concern. Not all of it, mind you, but about 62% of it, which is enough.
You know what’s really annoying? When someone who has a website lets it languish for a month or more and then comes back only to half-assidly apologize for not updating more frequently, as if anyone truly gives a crap or likely even noticed that the person was gone. It’s self-indulgent and needy and a little narcissistic, which is why you’ll never catch me doing it.
Nope, I only do things that are insanely narcissistic. That’s how I party.
With Apple holding an event today to announce the specifics of their upcoming smartwatch, I thought it would be handy to have a list available of my deal breakers for what it will take for me to drop my hard-earned cash on one.
I know it’s a lot to ask, but I think Apple just might be able to pull it off.
You wouldn't be so jazzed about all this snow if you were the one shoveling it, dog. Rein it in a bit, would'ja?
A pug reenacting the Best Picture nominees for tonight’s Academy Awards, or #127 on my list of reasons why the internet is the best thing ever.
What’s that? You’d like to hear Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphony Orchestra performing my favorite song of all time, ‘Baby Got Back’? Consider your wish to be my command, then, random internet person!