This is like polling Orthodox Jews on their favorite brand of bacon. – from Instagram

This is like polling Orthodox Jews on their favorite brand of bacon. - from Instagram

This is like polling Orthodox Jews on their favorite brand of bacon.

You couldn't even dream of handling our Saturday nights. Don't even try. @zubi82 @jennycakes8 – from Instagram

You couldn't even dream of handling our Saturday nights. Don't even try. @zubi82 @jennycakes8 - from Instagram

You couldn't even dream of handling our Saturday nights. Don't even try. @zubi82 @jennycakes8

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On today's @millionairetv: Will I know my complex carbohydrates? Will @terrycrews and I become best friends? Am I wetting myself in this picture? Tune in and find out! #ShamelessSelfPromotion #ButSeriouslyImNotWettingMyself – from Instagram

On today's @millionairetv: Will I know my complex carbohydrates? Will @terrycrews and I become best friends? Am I wetting myself in this picture? Tune in and find out! #ShamelessSelfPromotion #ButSeriouslyImNotWettingMyself - from Instagram

On today's @millionairetv: Will I know my complex carbohydrates? Will @terrycrews and I become best friends? Am I wetting myself in this picture? Tune in and find out! #ShamelessSelfPromotion #ButSeriouslyImNotWettingMyself

Yup. @millionairetv @terrycrews – from Instagram


Yup. @millionairetv @terrycrews - from Instagram

Yup. @millionairetv @terrycrews

I mean, the Hulkbuster is cool and all, but "What's that smell?!" Ultron really seals the deal on this one for me. – from Instagram

I mean, the Hulkbuster is cool and all, but "What's that smell?!" Ultron really seals the deal on this one for me. - from Instagram

I mean, the Hulkbuster is cool and all, but "What's that smell?!" Ultron really seals the deal on this one for me.

The Gout: The most trusted name in food. – from Instagram

The Gout: The most trusted name in food. - from Instagram

The Gout: The most trusted name in food.

Hawkeyes Other Abilities

Hawkeye sings about his other abilities on The Tonight Show.

Also, I need it to be tomorrow night so I can see The Avengers: Age of Ultron already, dammit.