It's #NationalDogDay, so here's a picture of Sunshine being all photogenic and adorable. You're welcome, Internet. – from Instagram

It's #NationalDogDay, so here's a picture of Sunshine being all photogenic and adorable. You're welcome, Internet. - from Instagram

It's #NationalDogDay, so here's a picture of Sunshine being all photogenic and adorable. You're welcome, Internet.

The sun setting over a majestic foothill. Just kidding, that's my #butts. – from Instagram

The sun setting over a majestic foothill. Just kidding, that's my #butts. - from Instagram

The sun setting over a majestic foothill. Just kidding, that's my #butts.

All-American. The beach. I've made some high-quality life choices today. #JennMadeMeUseACoaster #WereOnTheBeach #BitchesBeCray – from Instagram

All-American. The beach. I've made some high-quality life choices today. #JennMadeMeUseACoaster #WereOnTheBeach #BitchesBeCray - from Instagram

All-American. The beach. I've made some high-quality life choices today. #JennMadeMeUseACoaster #WereOnTheBeach #BitchesBeCray

Last night, someone in a bachelorette party needed to borrow my tie. I got to borrow their super-dope glasses in exchange. We're all winners here. #TeamBride – from Instagram

Last night, someone in a bachelorette party needed to borrow my tie. I got to borrow their super-dope glasses in exchange. We're all winners here. #TeamBride - from Instagram

Last night, someone in a bachelorette party needed to borrow my tie. I got to borrow their super-dope glasses in exchange. We're all winners here. #TeamBride

It is unlikely that I will ever party as hard as the person who left this in a parking lot will party tonight. – from Instagram

It is unlikely that I will ever party as hard as  the person who left this in a parking lot will party tonight. - from Instagram

It is unlikely that I will ever party as hard as the person who left this in a parking lot will party tonight.

Sunshine, doing his best impression of the face I make when someone suggests ordering pizza. – from Instagram

Sunshine, doing his best impression of the face I make when someone suggests ordering pizza. - from Instagram

Sunshine, doing his best impression of the face I make when someone suggests ordering pizza.

Wheel of Fish! #ITookTheBox #WhatsInTheBox #Nothing #YouGetNothing #Stupid #YouSoStupid – from Instagram

Wheel of Fish! #ITookTheBox #WhatsInTheBox #Nothing #YouGetNothing #Stupid #YouSoStupid - from Instagram

Wheel of Fish! #ITookTheBox #WhatsInTheBox #Nothing #YouGetNothing #Stupid #YouSoStupid

I found where all the rainbows end. – from Instagram

I found where all the rainbows end. - from Instagram

I found where all the rainbows end.

Living that #NerdSwag life. – from Instagram

Living that #NerdSwag life. - from Instagram

Living that #NerdSwag life.

Fancy. – from Instagram

Fancy. - from Instagram

Fancy.