It's #NationalDogDay, so here's a picture of Sunshine being all photogenic and adorable. You're welcome, Internet.
The sun setting over a majestic foothill. Just kidding, that's my #butts.
All-American. The beach. I've made some high-quality life choices today. #JennMadeMeUseACoaster #WereOnTheBeach #BitchesBeCray
Last night, someone in a bachelorette party needed to borrow my tie. I got to borrow their super-dope glasses in exchange. We're all winners here. #TeamBride
It is unlikely that I will ever party as hard as the person who left this in a parking lot will party tonight.
Sunshine, doing his best impression of the face I make when someone suggests ordering pizza.
Wheel of Fish! #ITookTheBox #WhatsInTheBox #Nothing #YouGetNothing #Stupid #YouSoStupid
I found where all the rainbows end.
Living that #NerdSwag life.