Anyone who’s followed my idiotic blathering on the internet for any length of time would know that I generally avoid talking about topics that have any substance to them. There’s several reasons for this: Jokes about food, pop culture and Apple products I will inevitably buy sight-unseen are easy, and jokes about things that are […]

“New York Times” Selling Author

Hear me out on this one: I used to work in a pharmacy. At that pharmacy, I would occasionally ring people up for things. Newspapers, for instance. Those newspapers included The New York Daily News, Newsday, and The New York Times.1 I write stuff; therefore, I am an “author”. I am thus qualified to introduce […]

Honest Ade Super Fruit Punch, We Hardly Knew Ye.

Honest Ade Super Fruit Punch: Second only to Raspberry Kool-Aid as my favorite beverage. It was crisp and light and sweet and refreshing and perfect. And, unlike Raspberry Kool-Aid, Honest Ade Super Fruit Punch was still in production, which was a definite plus. Unfortunately, my use of the past tense in that last sentence was […]