As happens every week, there’s a new episode of Nearly Coherent: eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val talk about some horrendous dates Val’s been on. “Horrendous” doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface here, folks. You need to hear this crap, it nearly broke my damn brain.
Merry Christmas/Happy Thursday, everyone.
Anyone who’s followed my idiotic blathering on the internet for any length of time would know that I generally avoid talking about topics that have any substance to them. There’s several reasons for this: Jokes about food, pop culture and Apple products I will inevitably buy sight-unseen are easy, and jokes about things that are […]
A pug playing in a ball pit. Eerily similar to how I reacted to the high-quality news I got today that I’m going to be strangely vague about like an attention-seeking jerk.
Hear me out on this one: I used to work in a pharmacy. At that pharmacy, I would occasionally ring people up for things. Newspapers, for instance. Those newspapers included The New York Daily News, Newsday, and The New York Times.1 I write stuff; therefore, I am an “author”. I am thus qualified to introduce […]
Honest Ade Super Fruit Punch: Second only to Raspberry Kool-Aid as my favorite beverage. It was crisp and light and sweet and refreshing and perfect. And, unlike Raspberry Kool-Aid, Honest Ade Super Fruit Punch was still in production, which was a definite plus. Unfortunately, my use of the past tense in that last sentence was […]
I generally don’t republish my tweets here, but when this catches on in a few months, I wanted to make sure everyone knew who said it first.
In the past few weeks, I’ve seen a ton of whining on the various social networks I spend far too much time on about “The Friend Zone”. One of the more charming complaints was a “picture” 1 I saw on Instagram that relayed the following message 2: All of you single girls asking where all […]
Hey, c’mere! I have a self-portrait of you, me, and everybody! Take a look! Things I’ve Actually Overheard In My Office, Vol. 3