This is easily the most 1990s thing I’ve seen in a long time and I might love it. Also, Sizzler’s Italian Bar was what’s up, and I miss it terribly.
We are captives to our phones, they are having a deleterious effect on society, and no one is coming to help us. On the upside, this is a great phone. It’s a month old, so you probably already read this but, if you hadn’t, it’s worth a look.