eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk new iPads, Captain Marvel, and the return of James Gunn to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3!
This episode also gets pretty steamy talking about brunch, so you might consider it NSFW.
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss John Candy, new complications for Dave’s News Corner, and Val celebrates the 100th episode by bringing the tale of a date so bad that it might have warped her brain!
This might be my favorite episode in a while. Give it a listen and marvel at how bad Val’s date was, seriously it will break your faith in humanity a little.
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss pretty terrible opportunities in Arizona real estate.
This one gets weird, if for no other reason than it involves aliens with swords which, now that I think about it, isn’t really that weird for us, honestly.
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss a pair of Dave’s News Corners and an instance of mistaken identity.
One of Dave’s two news stories is painfully bad, you really need to hear it to believe how terrible it is, honestly.
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val talk about some horrendous dates Val’s been on.
“Horrendous” doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface here, folks. You need to hear this crap, it nearly broke my damn brain.
Amazon.com founder and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos was investigating how The National Enquirer got ahold of the steamy text messages he sent to his mistress. The National Enquirer, you might imagine, wasn’t keen on that:
Something unusual happened to me yesterday. Actually, for me it wasn’t just unusual — it was a first. I was made an offer I couldn’t refuse. Or at least that’s what the top people at the National Enquirer thought. I’m glad they thought that, because it emboldened them to put it all in writing. Rather than capitulate to extortion and blackmail, I’ve decided to publish exactly what they sent me, despite the personal cost and embarrassment they threaten.
Good on Bezos for standing up to these buckets of slime posing as humans at The National Enquirer, but woe be unto us, the rest of humanity, as the likelihood that we’re going to see Bezos’s Bits has increased 700%.
In 11th grade, we had to make a video based on a poem for my A.P. English class. At the request of my teacher, I did two — the one she wanted was a overly-serious (and totally misunderstanding of the point of the poem) video for Robert Frost’s “The Road Less Traveled”, and the one I wanted to do was a reading of the Shaft theme.
This is all to say that I can’t wait for this movie, and I will 100% be there several times opening weekend.
eD! and Jeff discuss customer service, dental hygiene, and BBQ.
We also veer from customer service to a brief conversation about existential literature, which is entirely keeping with the theme of this podcast. I’m pretty jazzed about that.
I love this trailer, but I hate the title, which is Marvel’s own damn fault — don’t keep the name of the movie a secret and overhype it if you’re just going to go with what everyone’s first guess was, you ninnies.
In fact, here’s a few titles I would have liked them to go with instead:
- Avengers: Assemble
- Avengers: Captain Marvel’s Gonna Be Pissed
- Avengers: Good of You to Finally Show Up,
- Avengers: Probably the Last One Before the X-Men Start Ruining Things, Ugh
- Avengers v Thanos: Dawn of Justice