I just remembered that this exists, and I wanted you to know about it, too.
eD!, Jeff, Dave, Val, and Val’s friends discuss space turds, freaky goings-on of mannequins, and we celebrate Dave’s birthday by telling the embarrassing story of Dave’s 21st birthday!
The story about Dave’s 21st birthday is my favorite going out story of all time, so you’ll definitely want to hear that.
Seriously, it’s very good.
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss the latest Apple event!
Spoiler: I did not think it was a good event!
eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk new iPads, Captain Marvel, and the return of James Gunn to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3!
This episode also gets pretty steamy talking about brunch, so you might consider it NSFW.
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss John Candy, new complications for Dave’s News Corner, and Val celebrates the 100th episode by bringing the tale of a date so bad that it might have warped her brain!
This might be my favorite episode in a while. Give it a listen and marvel at how bad Val’s date was, seriously it will break your faith in humanity a little.
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss pretty terrible opportunities in Arizona real estate.
This one gets weird, if for no other reason than it involves aliens with swords which, now that I think about it, isn’t really that weird for us, honestly.
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss a pair of Dave’s News Corners and an instance of mistaken identity.
One of Dave’s two news stories is painfully bad, you really need to hear it to believe how terrible it is, honestly.
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val talk about some horrendous dates Val’s been on.
“Horrendous” doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface here, folks. You need to hear this crap, it nearly broke my damn brain.
Amazon.com founder and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos was investigating how The National Enquirer got ahold of the steamy text messages he sent to his mistress. The National Enquirer, you might imagine, wasn’t keen on that:
Something unusual happened to me yesterday. Actually, for me it wasn’t just unusual — it was a first. I was made an offer I couldn’t refuse. Or at least that’s what the top people at the National Enquirer thought. I’m glad they thought that, because it emboldened them to put it all in writing. Rather than capitulate to extortion and blackmail, I’ve decided to publish exactly what they sent me, despite the personal cost and embarrassment they threaten.
Good on Bezos for standing up to these buckets of slime posing as humans at The National Enquirer, but woe be unto us, the rest of humanity, as the likelihood that we’re going to see Bezos’s Bits has increased 700%.