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Avengers: Endgame Trailer #1

It’s cool if we can rush ahead to April 2019 now, I’m fine with that.

I love this trailer, but I hate the title, which is Marvel’s own damn fault — don’t keep the name of the movie a secret and overhype it if you’re just going to go with what everyone’s first guess was, you ninnies.

In fact, here’s a few titles I would have liked them to go with instead:

  1. Avengers: Assemble
  2. Avengers: Captain Marvel’s Gonna Be Pissed
  3. Avengers: Good of You to Finally Show Up, Hawkeye Ronin
  4. Avengers: Probably the Last One Before the X-Men Start Ruining Things, Ugh
  5. Avengers v Thanos: Dawn of Justice
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Tony, Not Steve

Before we all rush to the theater to finally see Avengers: Infinity War tonight, please feel free to listen to this week’s brief episode of Nearly Coherent to find out what I think is going to happen, which might not, but it’d be kinda great if it did tbh

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Avengers: Infinity War

Just gimme this movie now, please and thank you.

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Avengers: Infinity War

If you don’t hear from me for a while, presume it’s because my Google searching for cryogenic freezing methods to get myself to May 2018 faster was successful.

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A Spoiler-Free Review of “Captain America: Civil War” in GIFs

Thanks to my Dad, I got to go see “Captain America: Civil War” last night. Here is my spoiler-free review of the movie in two GIFs.

It’s a really good movie, you guys. Go see it as soon as you can!

Featured Image: Appietjuh on Reddit | GIFs from Giphy